The Programmer Girlfriend: 2023

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DoubleClick

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Folders and links

that open with single click

are as easy to click

as people with albums

and

their single pics

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The Hacker
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All week- he struggled;

mulled over,

to text...?

not to text?

about

the system's vulnerability

and as usual

ignored.

.....

......

All weekend

his Programmer Girlfriend

mulled over

to text

or not to text?

and finally ...

was determined

never to tell him

..... of the hacker attack

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Kill Command

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The Kill Command!
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the KILL command!

is fierce and mean
its one shot
of toxic sting

it doesn't beg, it doesn't WAIT
it doesn't END, no natural death

no compromise, its no "DELETE"
no pretend and no "SUSPEND"

he holds in hands in excuse, lame
she stings just once, and end of game!
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The Exit()

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A woman's mind and a software coder

turns into a lethal fusion

as it re-programs her cob-webbed mind

the If(), the For{}, the Loops{} traverse to objective

the Wait() function resets to static

Her End-If() and Exits()

get profound

the algorithm begins to play

the rhythm of her life

That techie Programmer Girlfriend

As she begins to see the Matrix

Her choices .. become Binary

Her decisions turn to black or white

Her shades stop living in the grey

that pragmatic feminine developer's mind

is lethal

For, she will End()

If there is no Else()

then

she will perform the final Commit;

and then

she will Exit()

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**Error, She Wrote**
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She programmed
Each code ... logically

She handled
Each step ... For Exceptions

She noticed
Each error ... threw a warning

She noted
Each warning.... had a number

She epiphanized
That the programme quits

And then...
"Error!" -- She wrote.

429 Too Many Requests
102 Processing
200 OK
202 Accepted

100 Continue

204 No(t) Content
424 Failed Dependency

417 Expectation Failed

409 Conflict
418 I'm a teapot
406 Not Acceptable

408 Request Timed out
501 Not Implemented

101 Switching Protocols
403 Forbidden
404 Not Found
301 Moved Permanently

410 Gone

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**Jessica Fletcher, a shrewd mystery writer, helps

the authorities to nab the real culprit by getting to

the bottom of every crime she comes across

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-Retry - Abort!

All the women quiet
On the noisy "Roe v Wade"
Are re-living the moments
Of willing, unwiling, and
unwillingly-willing Memories
that refuse to fade

Three sixty degree cries
oonies re-bleed the scar
their minds try to silence
babies of mental war

the world is banging desks
On tiff of protect-neglect
the quiet women have borne
the "returning soldier effect"