exit();



The Exit()

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 A woman's mind and a software coder

turns into a lethal fusion
as it re-programs her cob-webbed mind

the If(), the For{}, the Loops{} traverse to objective
the Wait() function resets to static
Her End-If() and Exits()
get profound

the algorithm begins to play
the rhythm of her life

That techie Programmer Girlfriend
As she begins to see the Matrix
Her choices .. become Binary
Her decisions turn to black or white
Her shades stop living in the grey

that pragmatic feminine developer's mind
is lethal
For, she will End()
If there is no Else()

then
she will perform the final Commit;
and then
she will Exit()
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#theProgrammerGirlfriend

"Error", She Wrote

                 


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**Error, She Wrote**
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She programmed
Each code ... logically

She handled
Each step ... For Exceptions

She noticed
Each error ... threw a warning

She noted
Each warning.... had a number

She epiphanized
That the programme quits

And then...
"Error!" -- She wrote.

429 Too Many Requests
102 Processing
200 OK
202 Accepted

100 Continue

204 No(t) Content
424 Failed Dependency

417 Expectation Failed

409 Conflict
418 I'm a teapot
406 Not Acceptable

408 Request Timed out
501 Not Implemented

101 Switching Protocols
403 Forbidden
404 Not Found
301 Moved Permanently

410 Gone


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**Jessica Fletcher, a shrewd mystery writer, helps
the authorities to nab the real culprit by getting to
the bottom of every crime she comes across
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#theProgrammerGirlfriend


-Retry - Abort!

 



All the women quiet
On the noisy "Roe v Wade"
Are re-living the moments
Of willing, unwiling, and
unwillingly-willing Memories
that refuse to fade


Three sixty degree cries
oonies re-bleed the scar
their minds try to silence
babies of mental war

the world is banging desks
On tiff of protect-neglect
the quiet women have borne
the "returning soldier effect"


~
#theProgrammerGirlfriend

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The Chronicles of RAM

 


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Chronicles of RAM
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So I reprogrammed my RAM!

Yes, that damn Random Access Memory
Where just the latest memories
Are cached
...or.. used to be.

No more update now
Only outdate
As the mortal hardware nears expiry

I'll delete all
Delete happiness
Delete Sorrow
Trash the Memories
And – Before I die
I'll empty the Recycle Bin
and say
Hey RAM!
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#theProgrammerGirlfriend